thank u, next

Felt confident about calc,

But it didn’t add up.

Wrote an essay for English,

With no sites as back up.

Even almost slept through class,

And for tea, I'm so thankful

Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Starbucks

'Cause their lattes are angels

One taught me math

One taught me grammar

And one taught me chem

Now, I'm so enamored

I've passed and I've failed

Changed my own GPA

So, look what I got

Check out this 3.8

And for that, I say

Thank you, next (x3)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for this test

Thank you, next (x3)

Spend more time with the books

Underline and highlight

Plus, do some examples

It’ll make my grade alright.

I know they say free time’s important

But so is my grade

'Cause I need a C

Or goodbye GPA

I learned ‘bout notes

I learned to study

How I handle sleep

Well, that’s pretty cruddy (yeah, pretty cruddy)

I've passed and I've failed

Changed my own GPA

It’s not forever

But grades do matter, and for that, I say

Thank you, next (x3)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for this test

Thank you, next (x3)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for this test

Thank you, next (x3)

One day I'll walk ‘cross the stage

Shake hands with an alumn’

I'll be thanking gen eds

'Cause I grew from the boredom

I only graduate once, okay

Gon' make that shit last

God forbid something happens

Least last week I got smashed (got super smashed)

I've got so much orange

Got so much purple

I've learned for four years

My degree’s a pearl, yeah

I've passed and I've failed

Changed my own GPA

But now I’m no student

Lookin’ for a job now

And for that, I'll say

Thank you, next (x3)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for this test

Thank you, next (x3)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for this test

Thank you, next (x6)

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