Mishaps tend to be a funny thing, especially when it comes to sex. Whether it’s accidentally farting or slipping in the shower, mishaps can either make or break the sexual experience. The following stories contains some of the few mishaps that have occurred when engaged in exhibitionist intercourse.

Oct. 2016: Around the second week of October, my fling wanted to have sex—in a public setting. Although skeptical at first, I agreed. We drove around trying to find the perfect spot until we came across an empty parking lot of a dentist office. Looking around, we made sure that no police were in the area and had sex. We came back to the parking lot every few weeks to have sex until one day there was a sign posted in front of a parking spot:

“NO TRESPASSING! WE HAVE CAMERAS INSTALLED IN THE DOOR OF OUR OFFICE! WE WILL CALL THE POLICE IF WE SEE ANY TRESPASSERS! THANKS.” -Management

From then on, my fling and I never went back to that parking lot. After a few weeks had passed, my fling found out that the reason the sign was put into the parking lot was because a religious groups across the street had told the office we were having sex in their parking lot.

Dec. 2016: For Christmas, I told my fling what I wanted for Christmas: dick. Since we could no longer mess around in the parking lot, we went behind a church just a few blocks down. Everything was going according to plan until an old black woman pulled up and saw us having sex. Things got more intense when a police car pulled up a few seconds later. Luckily, my and I did not get in trouble. However, trying to find a place to have public sex was hard.

The lesson learned behind the mishaps is to never assume anyone is safe when it comes to having public sex. If anything, it’s imperative to be cautious of how many police are in the area so no one gets caught and arrested for being a sex offender.

Note: The Tiger only endorses safe, consensual and legal sex.

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