2008 Woodie Awards
Oscar Says
By: Chris Jaynes
Issue date: 4/20/07 Section: TimeOut
Oscar says:
Well, anyway, it was only the NIT, not the NCAA.
It's okay to bleed orange, but having orange-ish skin is a whole different tiger.
Campus sweep last Friday was a great success, but everything resumed being caked in pollen promptly Monday morning.
Of course we want to make it to the Top 20. It's easier for some of us, we get lost after using all our fingers and toes to count.
All the girls who wear running shorts to class aren't fooling anybody.
He had something funny to say about the cup, but he doesn't remember much, and he has a weird bow-tie tan line.
How many more weeks of school?!?! Great! I still have a few more weeks to put off all those projects.
The real reason DCIT changed it's name is now they too can complain about how DCIT messed up their computers.
Well, anyway, it was only the NIT, not the NCAA.
It's okay to bleed orange, but having orange-ish skin is a whole different tiger.
Campus sweep last Friday was a great success, but everything resumed being caked in pollen promptly Monday morning.
Of course we want to make it to the Top 20. It's easier for some of us, we get lost after using all our fingers and toes to count.
All the girls who wear running shorts to class aren't fooling anybody.
He had something funny to say about the cup, but he doesn't remember much, and he has a weird bow-tie tan line.
How many more weeks of school?!?! Great! I still have a few more weeks to put off all those projects.
The real reason DCIT changed it's name is now they too can complain about how DCIT messed up their computers.
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