2008 Woodie Awards
50 Things To Do Before You Graduate
By: Liz Hunter, Michael Hunley
Issue date: 4/20/07 Section: TimeOut
50. Visit and have your picture taken with the mystery goo that eeks from the Strode Tower basement walls. Experience the magic.
49. After every major point your professor makes, exclaim, "Amen!"
48. Enjoy barbeque and bluegrass at Jus' More BBQ.
47. Survive a visit to Deadfern without taking a pregnancy test. This goes for boys too.
46. Leave your mark on the bathroom walls at the library. Eww. Not that. Gross. We meant the graffiti.
45. Visit the top of the bell tower in Tillman.
44. Give your professor a hug. They need love too.
43. Buy an orange shirt.
42. Try to create a new hotspot to sunbathe. We recommend the library bridge.
41. Declare a major. That would probably be a good idea, at some point.
40. Protest something. We are in college, right?
39. Think of a new place to have sex on campus other than the football field or the library to appease your PDA needs. Try the Carillon Gardens if you're brave.
38. Write a paper at least a week in advance.
37. Try to catch Frank, the elusive groundhog.
36. Read an issue of The Tiger from front to back. Do it now.
35. Get on the jumbotron at a football game.
34. Go to McClure's bookshop downtown.
33. Speak in a British accent all day long and pretend like you don't know what anyone is talking about when they ask you about it. Call everyone guv'nah.
32. Order the Tiger Burger at Ancheaux.
31. Create a mutant hybrid between the two most prominent Clemson animals: the tiger and the squirrel. We shall call it the "squiger."
30. Make friends with a professor.
29. Make it through a football weekend without getting wasted.
28. Spend time in the sauna in the Fike locker rooms. Please note that clothing is not optional. No one wants to see your goodies.
27. Interrupt class for Hammer Time.
26. Support local Clemson businesses.
25. Go to the Botanical Gardens without the intention of hooking up. For once.
49. After every major point your professor makes, exclaim, "Amen!"
48. Enjoy barbeque and bluegrass at Jus' More BBQ.
47. Survive a visit to Deadfern without taking a pregnancy test. This goes for boys too.
46. Leave your mark on the bathroom walls at the library. Eww. Not that. Gross. We meant the graffiti.
45. Visit the top of the bell tower in Tillman.
44. Give your professor a hug. They need love too.
43. Buy an orange shirt.
42. Try to create a new hotspot to sunbathe. We recommend the library bridge.
41. Declare a major. That would probably be a good idea, at some point.
40. Protest something. We are in college, right?
39. Think of a new place to have sex on campus other than the football field or the library to appease your PDA needs. Try the Carillon Gardens if you're brave.
38. Write a paper at least a week in advance.
37. Try to catch Frank, the elusive groundhog.
36. Read an issue of The Tiger from front to back. Do it now.
35. Get on the jumbotron at a football game.
34. Go to McClure's bookshop downtown.
33. Speak in a British accent all day long and pretend like you don't know what anyone is talking about when they ask you about it. Call everyone guv'nah.
32. Order the Tiger Burger at Ancheaux.
31. Create a mutant hybrid between the two most prominent Clemson animals: the tiger and the squirrel. We shall call it the "squiger."
30. Make friends with a professor.
29. Make it through a football weekend without getting wasted.
28. Spend time in the sauna in the Fike locker rooms. Please note that clothing is not optional. No one wants to see your goodies.
27. Interrupt class for Hammer Time.
26. Support local Clemson businesses.
25. Go to the Botanical Gardens without the intention of hooking up. For once.
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